Motherfucking Bike

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  1. Jejeje. Gracias, Carmelo!

    Y no se olvide nadie: “Share the road. Always use proper signals. And remember to fuck off.”

    Esta es letra – encontrada por la internet-, pa cantarla en la ducha :

    I rise in the morning, and greet the day
    pull out the bike and I’m on my way
    The transportation shows I care
    Every turn of the pedal – cleans the air

    Greener than green, I’m saving the planet
    just like my friends Daryl, Sean, Toby and Janet
    no greenhouse gas, a tiny carbon footprint up your ass

    I’m on a motherfucking bike

    Sharing my aggression is what that I do
    Every day I’m riding the ‘Tour de Fuck You’
    Banging on hoods and kicking in fenders
    a right-of-way-aholic on a permanent bender

    Runnin red lights at the fat intersection
    Cutout seat protects my erection
    You like the bird, in my hand?
    Take two from a motherfucking track stand on my bike

    I’m on a motherfucking bike
    I’m on a motherfucking bike

    Skinny-ass pants, the ‘stache is fat
    the canvas kicks, the ear-flap hat
    Got no gears so you best not dis me
    yeah bitch, it’s a motherfuckin fixie

    Middle of the street is where you’re gonna find me
    a shitload of traffic backed up behind me
    Critical Mass is a Facebook “like”

    I’m on a motherfucking bike
    I’m on a motherfucking bike

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